Someone keep me from the alcohol
4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

That video is an accurate representation of emmet and benny. "NO, IT IS NOT A SPACESHIP"

littlebennyblue:

Are you talking about the Kermit and Cookie Monster video because I’m laughing so fricken hard thinking about.

nnNNNOOoOoo it is NOOoOOottT a SsPAACeSHIPPP

at the end he just builds a space ship anyways and emmet looks at the camera like “This idiot I swear to god”

constellation-of-radiation:

The fact that this happened should not be forgotten

constellation-of-radiation:

The fact that this happened should not be forgotten

dittolicous:

Friend who was sending me the evil emmet au au, I’m still waiting for the 3rd part? like, did you send it? cuz tumblr might have eatin it x3x

SENT IT

1,427,531 plays

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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stigs-journey:

thegoddamazon:

moniquill:

fitanne:

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

"I can only do 44" hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

tessdraws:

braixxen:

askfordoodles:

Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

image

Do you post art at all? 'cause i was reading somewhere that you do commissions?
Anonymous

I briefly considered it, but paypal is being a bitch so it won’t let me.

I do (very sparingly) post some pieces though, like here and here.

rj-anderson:

theletteraesc:

eraofstories:

haaretz:

At least three dead in two shootings at Jewish centers in Kansas. 15-year-old boy reported to be critically wounded; police report one person was in custody; man reportedly yelled ‘Heil Hitler’ when police arrested him.

Click here for the full story and breaking developments

Reblogging again to add: 

Also, non-Jews, please spread this. People will forget about it otherwise. The police say they aren’t ready to call it a hate crime, despite the fact that witnesses have said that the man was asking people if they were Jewish and waiting for an affirmative response before shooting. The more people who are paying attention to this story the harder it will be for it to be swept under the rug. 

A lot of people are currently very excited about the recent Cap movie. If you believe that it was worthwhile for Steve Rogers to fight fictional nazis, please show that you care about the people harmed by those in the real world who still agree with Nazi ideology. If you can get super excited and make tons of posts about Cap, then you can do this too, right? (obviously there are people who are upset/triggered by this stuff, which is an entirely different situation. but if you can spread the word please do)

Oh no of course not a hate crime -_-

Of course they’re casting doubt on its being a hate crime. Because it’s not like anti-semitism has been a pernicious and shameful constant in the history of Western civilization or anything. Just some Gentile guy having a bad day, let’s not be hasty.

*grinds teeth*